My mouth is not my own.
When you make love to me, I lose control of what I’m saying, what I’m thinking; all of my cleverness and verbosity flees my brain as if your fucking is a natural disaster.
Which is not to say I do not mean what I say then, just that I am disarmed of my filters and calculation.
I am all yours; I can’t help it, either. I want to be near you, and to please you, always.
Stop automatically speaking of Doms as a he, and subs as a she. Don’t say “men” when you are talking about all Doms, or “women” when you are talking about all subs.
Not only does it dismiss other couples who are not male Dom/female sub, but it implies D/s is inherently related to gender, that people should have power over or submit to another based on how they were born. That’s sexist.
D/s is not about gender.
Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish.
THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS
Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.
Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.
this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site
"You are mine", she whispers. His cock stiffens and he releases all claim on self-control.
Biting my ear is literally one of the hottest things anyone has ever done to me. Instant sub-space.
I am such an ear biter.
“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”
This made me smile
The entirety of his universe in this moment: her mouth, her hand, his cock.
The entirety of his thoughts in this moment: “Oh… oh… oh please…”
Don’t worry, she’s got you.
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life
The reason I love ties…. Right where I want you, slut! Mistress Macie
That hand on the back of his neck, though. GNGH.
Best. Femdom. Image. Ever. Haaaaaaaaaa. So much fun. I love, love, love this. ^_^
Bahaha…that dude is brave!
If a guy did this to me, I’d laugh so hard I wouldn’t be able to swing the flogger.
*collapses into laughter*
all we can see is her cheek, but I’m pretty sure she’s laughing too!
The finger is a familiar feature of our play. Because he knows I fucking love it.
#do you ever watch the first iron man and get emotional when coulson first shows up?#cause he was just a suit and you didn’t know YOU DIDN’T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU’D CARE
I fucking love Phil
yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet